So if you have seen us play lately you may have noticed we had some 3-song demos along with a plethora of patches and an unholy centipede shirt. If you were fortunate enough for us to deem you worthy of possessing the cd you might have received one that lacked a track listing. Here is that track listing:

1-Mind Wine
2-Crooked Pedestal
3-Wetland

In all seriousness we want to thank everyone who’s been interested in our latest material. All the feedback has been positive and we appreciate it.

If you want a demo, patch, shirt, or hoodie check out our merch store or come see us play your local dive bar. You could also try an animal sacrifice but those are iffy.

-Joey/Astronomer

We have been too busy writing music for all of you assholes to update this page.
Not that any of you care but we’re all still alive. I know…we’re pissed too.
We will be playing the Palladium on January 15th with Sharpshooter, Lifeloss
Malachi, and Swamps.

Lifeloss (MA)- http://lifeloss.bandcamp.com/

Malachi (RI/MA?)- http://www.myspace.com/malachima

Swamps (MA)- http://swampsma.bandcamp.com/album/swamps-s-t

You should come check it out.
You won’t. But it would be nice if you were there.

PS, much like my middle school best friend Joe, myspace has made our life harder and we are no longer going to use it to advertise.

Kobeee,

- Matthew and Astronomer

We just finished up these two tracks. Consider this a demo of sorts.
We record and mix and have fun. We’d love to record your band too.
Dirt cheap. SO cheap.

Dan’s birthday is soon.
He’s sick.

Hah.

To download: Right-click and save-as you big footed slut.

Mind Wine

Crooked Pedestal

Back off snail, now you’re just mashing it.
- Matthew and Astronomer

Lately, we’ve been hanging out a lot.
We like the new music we’ve been writing.
We have a feeling you will too.
Come to some shows, and you will hear a couple.
We’re not shitting you.
Here’s a graphical synopsis of what we’ve been doing exactly:











By the way, we signed up for an account at bandcamp.com.
You can check it out if you’d like at www.astronomermusic.bandcamp.com.





I shit you not,

- Matthew and Astronomer

Sooo we played Great Scott in Allston last night with Finisher, Velnias, & Altar Of Plagues. A night of cheap beer, good people, and bad jokes ensued. Including the sobbing, dumpy woman at the bus stop. I’d be sobbing to if my ass was seen in public looking like two hams in a small ziploc bag.

On a serious note this show marks the first time Dan played his new guitar from Venture. If you have a moment(if your reading this I bet you do) check out http://www.ventureguitars.com best dudes making sweet guitars. Also photography extraordinaire and all around great dude, The Rev, was there and managed to capture your favorite band in the world being loud and having fun.

Here are a few selections. To view more go to http://www.returntothepit.com

Well that’s all for now. Please check out the following bands we’ve played with recently. They all deserve a few minutes of your time.

http://www.myspace.com/wearethevulture

http://www.myspace.com/letitgohardcore

http://www.myspace.com/bornunderabadsignhc

http://www.myspace.com/finisherma

-Joey/Astronomer

If you ever find yourself at Milly’s Tavern (located in Manchester, NH) make sure to seek out owner “Pete” and touch him. Yes, touch him…in any way you’d like. Despite the seemingly endless list of stage rule and volume limits, the bar management seems to have forgotten a law most of us have been living by since preschool: Keep your hands to yourself.

We shared the stage with Dry Heave, Aviator, and Colony for an…interesting show Friday night and continued on with Colony to The Kave located in Bucksport, ME for Saturday.

Bucksport seems to be filled with great music and great dudes. Kids there really seem to care about what happens in their local scene. They aren’t afraid to open their ears to new music either.

Also, Bucksport has some sick bridges, kehd.

Colony- www.myspace.com/colonyhc

Aviator- www.myspace.com/aviatorhc

Dry Heave- Too punk for the internet, ask around.

Can’t touch this,

- Matthew and Astronomer

In true Astronomer fashion, we are now one step closer to being “real”: we have a website.




Maybe we’ll use this as often as we should.
If I were you, I would expect updates, meaningless banter, and jokes all done with minimal tact.




God help you all….if he were real.

- Matthew and Astronomer